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i still didnt get a birthday cake or even presents and i had surgery and cant walk and my anorexia is squeezing it’s way back in my life. life is grand.

what people say teenage years involve:

  • partying
  • sneaking out
  • getting drunk

what mine involved:

  • eating
  • sleeping
  • internet
  • crying

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things that will always sound sarcastic

  • good for you
  • thanks a lot
  • yeah right
  • nice to know
  • wow
  • way to go
  • totally
  • ok buddy

Not if you say ‘man’ at the end

ok buddy man

I might not have thought that last one through

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"Your dress is too short."

Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.

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"your whole ass is out in those shorts"

you’re welcome

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when my straight friends tell me about their relationship problems/breakups image

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fun game: go reblog ur favorite selfie of me

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*concerned white parent voice* sweetie don’t write on yourself you can get ink poisoning

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"we can get mcdonalds on the way home"


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I hate when i lose something and my parents says “well i guess you didnt care about it enough” like you’ve lost me in a grocery store before so

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you know when youre in the car and your parents break hard and they throw their arm over you for protection?
I have same instinct with my take out food

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I want to kiss her.

Not because I want to feel the softness of her fair lips or the warmth of her breath as she exhales against me.

I want to kiss her because I can’t think of any other way to fully express the beauty that she is. I want her to know that I see her as perfect. That she is perfect.

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*snapchats and texts the same person at the same time*

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