Bitch hand me the aux cord I’m bout to change your life

(via pizzapoptart)


how would you even start sex like kiss kiss oh ok look im inside you

(via big-daddy-gee)


we’re gonna be weird adults

(Source: nosdrinker, via isnt-he-lov3ly)


hyperbole is my favorite literary device i use it like 600 times a day

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just out of curiosity, reblog this if your family has ever made you feel bad about:

  • your weight
  • your interests
  • your friends
  • your taste in music 

(Source: wild-lunar, via 0nly-in-texas)

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Pills didn’t work my first attempt but good thing I have a gun now


when you get yelled at for not doing the homework


(Source: ultrannoying, via homos-and-kittens)


raise your hand if you just want to kiss a girl and eat pizza

(via homo-for-homo)


I just realized that I grew up during a time where the crazy frog was a thing. Like that was an actual thing that happened, that blue fucking piece of shit frog took the world by storm and it even had a tiny dick and all it did was sing annoying songs while racing around sci-fi towns in a distant future on an invisible motorbike. I can’t believe this. How did that happen. Who LET that happen.

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wouldn’t it be funny if in like fifty years someone made a movie about leonardo dicaprio and the actor that played him won an oscar


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