edwad:

jaseherondale:

Did you know in that Australia it’s five times more likely a you’ll pick a partner based on humour rather then looks so if you’re ugly but a hilarious motherfucker then you’re almost guaranteed love

yea but have u ever seen an ugly australian

(Source: jaimielannister, via madkingmicah)

bravedad:

i wonder how many people im in the “id be down if you asked” zone with

(via pastinfinity-abovebeyond)

sassking-trevor:

cassbones:

lesbe-nerdy:

chanellecassidy:

saber-chan:

My parents aren’t home

You know what that means

*sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room*

this is too accurate 

*parents close the door*, *emerges slowly from room like an easily startled deer*

*Parents come home* *scurries back to room like frightened squirrel*

Y’all think this is a joke but it’s 100% accurate

(via just-a-small-town-blog)

allteensrelate:

Coming home from school like 

image

(via iwouldliterallydieforpoppunk)

    Teacher: How much is a gram?
    Me: Shit, Depends on what you want..

infractos:

its so hard to be positive when you’re bleeding from your vagina

(Source: flourei, via officiallucifervevo)

diamoncls:

Me: *looks at phone for 10 seconds*
Adult: WOAH GEE GOLLY YOU CANT GO 10 MINUTES WITHOUT DIGGING YOUR HEAD IN YOUR PHONE CANT YOU

(via yogilikespickles)