ilikehip-hop:

Bitch hand me the aux cord I’m bout to change your life

(via pizzapoptart)

hbunot:

how would you even start sex like kiss kiss oh ok look im inside you

(via big-daddy-gee)

nosdrinker:

we’re gonna be weird adults

(Source: nosdrinker, via isnt-he-lov3ly)

urbancatfitters:

hyperbole is my favorite literary device i use it like 600 times a day

(Source: urbancatfitters, via oppressed-souls)

eatpoptarts:

just out of curiosity, reblog this if your family has ever made you feel bad about:

  • your weight
  • your interests
  • your friends
  • your taste in music 

(Source: wild-lunar, via 0nly-in-texas)

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Pills didn’t work my first attempt but good thing I have a gun now

ultrannoying:

when you get yelled at for not doing the homework

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(Source: ultrannoying, via homos-and-kittens)

gayisthenewokay:

raise your hand if you just want to kiss a girl and eat pizza

(via homo-for-homo)

radicalace:

I just realized that I grew up during a time where the crazy frog was a thing. Like that was an actual thing that happened, that blue fucking piece of shit frog took the world by storm and it even had a tiny dick and all it did was sing annoying songs while racing around sci-fi towns in a distant future on an invisible motorbike. I can’t believe this. How did that happen. Who LET that happen.

(via eziodespaghetti)

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katyissuperawesome:

thekatie-bird:

wouldn’t it be funny if in like fifty years someone made a movie about leonardo dicaprio and the actor that played him won an oscar

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(Source: leepacey, via y0ustayclassysandieg0)